Not Me! Monday!

so i'm trying something new... it's from stellan's mom- mckmama's blog. it's really fun and i love reading hers so i thought i'd try a Not Me! Monday post. here's how the idea started... she thought it was funny to 'fess up about some embarrassing things she'd done one week...by pretending she totally did not actually do them! then she blogged about it, got a great response, and thought it would be even more fun to hear everyone's not me! monday! stories!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

ok.... here goes! Not Me! Monday!

recently at the stadiumfest concert, i did not try and jump up and down with chris tomlin and try and be "young and cool." i didn't forget that i have had 2 babies, and i certainly didn't start losing control of my bladder. no, not me! and if i did that while tomlin was on stage, i would have never tried jumping again when my all time fav jeremy camp came out. never!

and at caden's birthday party, i would have never spent $2 on a neon green ninja turtle popsicle from the ice-cream man. it wasn't 80 degrees outside, and the last 1/4 of the popsicle most certainly did not melt off the stick and fall down into my... you guessed it. cleavage. never. and i would never admit to that. not even if some in my family witnessed it. no, not me. and of course i don't have the bright green stain on the top of my shirt to prove it!

oh, and something else i'd never do. when trace, my 2 year old, got sick last week, and vomited in his room, i would never be more concerned for him than the bright orange vomit in the middle of his beige carpet. i would not let it sit until my husband got home and let him clean it up. and i definitely did not find a whole 'nother spot of vomit hidden behind his rocking chair 3 days later. that's just gross. ahem. no, not me!

:) so how did you like my not me! monday! post? i would love to hear about things that you have never done, said, taken responsibility for, etc! it's so much fun, and a great way to forget about how not fun mondays can be!